May 2013
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
Maryland Deathfest in a week. I’m sure it’s gonna be fun but there’s really no way to word my following complaint without sounding like a teenage girl: I really wish my dad would’ve consulted me before buying tickets…honestly i’d much rather see Magrudergrind, Full of Hell, Gehenna and Converge (which is who im not seeing) than Sacred Reich and Venom which will...
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Converge really gets the blood movin at the gym. and then I proceed to break every bone in my body by lifting 10 times my body weight \m/
Got Revocation - Teratogenesis on a 10” when I saw em a couple weeks ago. The vinyl is a different mix than the cd/mp3 download. The vocals sound like Sound of Perseverance era Death, which I am okay with. \m/
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
