harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
(Source: believed, via sexy-koala)
Maryland Deathfest in a week. I’m sure it’s gonna be fun but there’s really no way to word my following complaint without sounding like a teenage girl: I really wish my dad would’ve consulted me before buying tickets…honestly i’d much rather see Magrudergrind, Full of Hell, Gehenna and Converge (which is who im not seeing) than Sacred Reich and Venom which will be who i am seeing
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(via nerraki)